The McCain camp’s audacity of pinching Obama’s “Change” concept might at a glance appear laughable, an indication of poor imagination and a confirmation that the Republican Party think the American people are just as stupid and ignorant as the rest of the world does. However, a closer look reveals that a promise of change from the McCain/Palin duo isn’t that funny after all.
As Gary Kamiya writes on Salon.com, Sarah Palin’s entry to the presidential election campaign brought more than the vessel for gender McCain was hoping for. Although Palin’s ‘hockey mum’-image reportedly convinced a few white middleclass wives and mothers, the talk of the nation has, according to Kamiya, been centred around Palin’s bedroom appeal. “McCain’s Palin Pinup Ploy was a masterstroke — no pun intended.”, Kamiya wittingly observes. Under normal circumstances this is where this text would have turned on Kamiya. But due the last month’s development in the American presidential campaign, statements like this one is more likely to provoke a hesitant smile than a Wollstonecraft quote. I have little respect for anyone taking the vice-precedency of America and in extension, democracy, so lightly as Palin, with all her inexperience, did when accepting the role as running mate. Indeed, one can only imagine how democratic the American people will think the choice was, would McCain kick the bucket. ‘There’s your president folks, the Pinup vessel of gender that the old guy needed to secure the western states.’
Serving in the U.S. Senate on and off since 1982, the word ‘change’ does not really have that much punch to it coming from John McCain. One must wonder though, how serious this threat is coming from a ‘hockey mum’ with rifle in hand. Changes Sarah Palin style might not be what Obama, the American people, or even John McCain implied.
Sarah Palin’s ‘Changes-to-make-when-in-Washington’-list is likely to look a little something like this:
- Dig in to the Bush administrations slack approach to the abortion issue and criminalise once and for all.
- Immediately end any costly environmental projects in America since man made global warming is a hoax.
- Make a federal issue of the right to bear firearm with Texas as model. (I.e. federally legalise shooting and killing of trespassers on private property.)
- Make ‘Abstinence only’ sexual education compulsory.
- Halt the withdrawal of American troops from Iraq, since this war is God’s plan and one in which we should participate for as long as it takes to convert the Muslims to Christianity.
A tip for the Obama camp, as the gloves are coming off, is to refer to an AP article reporting that Palin’s husband, Todd, was registered under the Alaskan Independence Party until 2002. The Party, which wishes to be separated from America, held a convention this year with Sarah Palin as a keynote speaker. If Palin’s version of change doesn’t put voters off, this actually could. In America, not even the greatest of racks can make up for lack of patriotism.


